Hi, I’m Greta
(The “G” in G.P.S.)
My job is to help you navigate this map:
(That’s where the P & S come in)
“If only someone could just tell me exactly what to do…”
Today you’re expected to be an expert at all this crap. And, you’re doing your best to figure it all out. But, you’re also driving yourself insane – wasting hours of time on things that should’ve been “easy,” struggling through technical conversations with hosting companies that speak an alien language, making you feel embarrassed and stupid for needing help (“I have a college degree and I can’t update a stupid link? What’s wrong with me?”).
Get ready to pinch yourself
How much help do you need?
Take the quiz!
Whether you just need a gentle nudge, or you want me to hold your hand and spend one-on-one time with you, you can make sure you have just the right amount of G.P.S. in your corner.
I don’t believe in forcing you into contracts, and you can upgrade or downgrade anytime. The key is that you should have a trusted expert you can ask -when you need it – and get a specific answer…. so you can save time, improve your efficiency, and actually get some awesome results!
How much help do you need?
Take the quiz!
Whether you just need a gentle nudge, or you want me to hold your hand and spend one-on-one time with you, you can make sure you have just the right amount of G.P.S. in your corner.
I don’t believe in forcing you into contracts, and you can upgrade or downgrade anytime. The key is that you should have a trusted expert you can ask -when you need it – and get a specific answer…. so you can save time, improve your efficiency, and actually get some awesome results!
What People Are Saying
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Greta is genuine, passionate, a great-storyteller, and the bearer of golden nuggets of wisdom and synthesis.
Kristan Sargeant, Producer TEDx Women -
Thank you for an excellent presentation, Greta! I am looking forward to getting the videos to those poor students who didn’t get to see you.
Elena Cabral, Columbia University -
Greta’s knowledge was incredibly insightful. Her down-to-earth nature and awesome energy made her a total home run.
Amber Lilyestrom, Host, Live Your Freedom TV -
Greta was the best guest ever!! Funny and approachable. In fact, I think I learned more than our listeners! Thank you, Greta!
Michele Flamer, Host of The Retail Couch Podcast
There’s a calmer way.
G.P.S. is a simple monthly subscription service where you can ask Greta (me) a really specific question about a wide range of subjects, and I will send you a super specific, easy-to-follow set of instructions, along with a video tutorial. You can watch the video, follow the instructions, and we can go back and forth until your question is answered. You can store our conversation in your member area for a rainy day, or share it with your team at work… up to you.
How it Works
1. Select the membership level that fits your needs
2. Ask your question. Yeah, that one.
3. I’ll send you step-by-step instructions with everything you need to do, including a video and any links you might need. Just follow the directions.
4. If you get lost, we’ll re-route
When s**t hits the fan, G.P.S. is here to get you safely through. Plus you’ll have access to tons of resources and treasures here, but there’s no pressure to learn more than you need to. Just use G.P.S. as you need – no more, no less.
#NoHardFeelings
Classroom: Columbia Journalism School
Columbia University Pulitzer Hall Lecture
Favorite Topics:
- “I Have a Website. Now What!!???”
- What Do I Have to Know About Google… Really?
- Transforming Technology Overwhelm Into Inspiration
- How Do I Talk to My Hosting Company? Let’s Script It For You
- SEO: What The F* Is It?
- Technology 101 for Creatives
- Social Media: The Art and Practice of Inspiration
- Blogging: Let’s Fall In Love, Shall We?
- What the F is A Media Plan
- Statistics Are Cool & I Can Prove It
About Greta
Greta Rose Pharr is the founder of Greta Rose Agency, a creative and digital marketing agency specializing in customized websites, SEO, graphic design, social media fan acquisition, and integrated marketing strategy. Greta is the author of How to Manage Your Own Website. Written in 2015, it remains one of the few books to address every aspect of digital marketing and is a step-by-step survival guide that provides all the necessary tools for small business owners to thrive online.
Founded in 2012, GRA has launched hundreds of websites for a diverse portfolio of global clients. Touted as “exceptionally original” and “an artist, developer/designer, data hound, web guru and strategist all in one,” Greta balances left brain functionality and right brain creativity to build beautifully-designed, technically-sound and results-oriented websites and digital communication tools that are easy to own and operate.
Greta’s projects have been featured on NBC Nightly News, Oprah.com, Marie Forleo’s MarieTV, Hollywood Reporter, Huffington Post, theSkimm, the U.N., and TED. Greta has been a recurring guest lecturer for Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism.
With over 15 years experience and leadership in marketing, development and design, Greta has leveraged cutting edge technology and social media to help propel her clients’ businesses in a profound and measurable way. She has received a service award from the Governor of California, and is also the recipient of the prestigious Spearhead Medallion for Excellence in Service.
Greta Rose Pharr enjoys a bi-coastal residence in Hood River, Oregon and Baltimore, Maryland.
